Haiku for Mitt Romney

Haiku for Mitt

Is The Producers

The model for this campaign?

A flop means more profit.

submitted by madhaus

Haiku for Mitt

The people and trees

That never show any flex

Will wind up broken.

Haiku for Mitt (and all the rest)

Walls around oneself

Keep most everything out,

Including the facts.

Haiku for Mitt

Running a nation

Will be tough for one running

An inept campaign.

Haiku for Mitt

If you cannot stop

Shooting yourself in the foot

Put away your gun.

Haiku for Mitt

How do you sleep nights

When so few believe in you?

Or haven’t you heard?

Haiku for Mitt

Those who pay no tax

Often vote Republican.

Like Perry said…”Oops!”

Haiku for Mitt

How do you expect

To be president elect?

With vote subtraction?

Haiku for Mitt

If you’re not yourself

And can’t keep your stories straight,

It all falls apart.

Haiku for Mitt

With great arrogance

The privileged few look down

On the working poor.